TVgasm Recaps

Did you guys watch the MTV Movie Awards? It was your basic awards show (with TOO MANY more F-bombs), and I really wouldn't have tuned-in if it wasn't for Sandra Bullock. The highlights for me were Sandra Bullock, and Ken Jeong's acceptance speech. And, before I post Sandra's ...

Sandra Bullock made a surprise appearance at SPIKE TV's Guys Choice awards last night. The show isn't airing until June 20th, but someone snuck in their phone, and got her acceptance speech!!! It's awesome! I know she's supposed to make an appearance on the MTV Movie Awards tonight, so ...

Hey there Gasmii! School’s out for the summer and my ass is back to rip on all the reality shows that are so terrible you can’t bear to watch them yourselves. I didn’t pick this show. I’d never even heard of this show when Flipit emailed me ...

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the stables! She is one of our very own long time commenters and we're proud to have her sharpen her claws on the main page. Welcome, Bluzgirl! Hi, everybody--I am Bluzgirl and I'm as excited as hell to talk about Losing it With Jillian! ...

WELCOME TO HELL'S KITCHEN SEASON 7!! We (Fran and Berry) are very pleased to be sharing this fiery hot season of Hell's Kitchen with you. Being an old married couple, Hell's Kitchen is one of our favorite shows. We love to watch people fight worse than us! Double double toil ...

Welcome back, you few-and-far-between fans of ABC's spooky, new thriller, Happy Town! I know it's been several weeks since last we laughed our asses off at the show's ridiculous writing and the shameful "acting" of its lead actor, Geoff Stults. But now that it's back, we can resume ...

Hello, Gasmii! Thank you to everyone who read my recap last week and left such positive comments. It was a pleasure filling in for J-Mo ... and an honor to hear from J-Mo himself that my recap had him heartily laughing his ass off. With J-Mo still ...

The new house for the UK's version of BB is floating around on the net. It's described as an "eclectic mixture of circus & carnival including the hidden & mysterious". Alice in Wonderland meets Salvador Dali. With four double beds & 5 single sleigh-like beds, there will definitely be some ...

On tonight's So You Think You Can Dance (dance.........dance), we get auditions in L.A. and Chicago.  Will L.A. bring mad talent?  Will the windy city blow?  Let's jump in and find out! BTW, I am LOVING Casual Cat! Cat tells us that throughout the seasons L.A. has delivered more talent than any ...

Welcome back kids! I'm excited to jump back into this mosh pit of shallow man flesh. How about you?! Ali starts by reminding us that she's dating 17 men - just in case anyone thought they had tuned in to the sluttiest rerun of "Friends" ever. No way kids - ...

- Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford was arrested in the wee hours of this morning for possession of marijuana. Homeboy needs to move to LA so he can visit Doc 420 and never have legal woes again. (via E!Online) -Thanks to the Twilight Saga Kristen Stewart is widely popular with teens everywhere. ...

Gary Coleman's funeral is on hold because his ex-wife, Shannon, is fighting with Gary's parents over his estate.  It's all about money with these stupid bitches!  And, doesn't she know, the little dude didn't have any money?  He was doing Cash Call commercials, and was working as a security guard ...

I wonder how it feels to have a smear campaign blow up in your face. What's it like to treat people like shit and get away with it for years, only to have it all come crashing down on you in such a short period of time? Do you cry? ...

I'm glad there's not a fantasy league for Celebrity Rehab, because I'd totally lose.  TMZ is reporting that Shauna Sand, and Bonnie Pointer of the Pointer Sisters have signed on to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab...is that their big get?  Shauna Sand, a playmate???  And, a former ...

One of our greatest regrets of this season was not having a writer cover 24. Little did we know way back in episode one that this would be the end of the series. ;( Color us pleasantly surprised when one of this years Auditiongasm fighters turned in a great recap ...

"It's supposed to be like this raunchy parade where they throw penises and it's like you can't take your children to it." When the first line is this and not "I'm introverted because I was possibly molested as a child", you know that it's gonna be a fun season. Real World ...

A few of the glang are cruising the halls excited about regionals with Jesse on their side when a broken hearted Rachel drags them into the auditorium to watch Vocal Adrenaline's "Another One Bites The Dust." The performance is lead by the flip flopping Jesse St. Traitor. (Jesse, choose a ...

Tonight on The City: Olivia proves she's worse at her job than Roxy is at hers. Which is saying a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Whit shows her line to Elle, and Erin has had it with Olivia's lack of ethics. And responsibility. ...

I don't know if you guys caught this yesterday, but here's Kathy Griffin's "For Your Consideration" ad that ran in The Hollywood Reporter.  It's pretty priceless... I know that Kathy isn't for everybody, but you have to admit, she's the hardest working comic out there.  She's almost 50-years-old---churns out 2 comedy ...

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