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“Jersey Shore” Is The Best Thing To Happen To MTV Since Music Videos

Amelia McDonell-Parry's avatar Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: entertainment, video
9:00AM, Friday December 4th 2009

Will you remember where you were and who you were with the night “Jersey Shore” premiered on MTV? I will, because the show was just that friggin’ awesome. The show follows eight tri-state area locals as they spend the summer living, working, and partying together on the Jersey Shore. They’re all self-identified “guidos” and “guidettes,” which has offended some in the Italian-American community who believe those words are slurs. But the cast and producers insist that being a “guido” is a lifestyle—involving copious amounts of hair gel, fist-pumping, spray tanning, and drinking—that transcends race or ethnicity. Whatever. I call it entertaining.

For those who are wondering why the show isn’t called “The Real World: Jersey Shore” despite the exact similarities—eight strangers live and work together while having their lives taped—I have a theory. Despite all the drunken hookups, hot tub shenanigans, and petty fights, MTV likes to believe that “The Real World” has some modicum of intelligence. Someone has an existential journey during filming and everyone leaves the experience “changed.” There will be no such nonsense for these Jersey Shore kids, thank GOD.

Sexy Soap Star Antonio Sabato Jr. Searches for the Love of His Life in a Lush Hawaiian Paradise

The New VH1 Series "My Antonio" Premieres Sunday, August 16 at 10PM*
Check out the cast of beauties for "My Antonio" on the VH1 Blog Beginning
Monday, July 13

SANTA MONICA, Calif., July 15 -- Ultimate bachelor Antonio
Sabato Jr. is looking for love -- and VH1 captures every twist and turn of
the battle for his heart in "My Antonio."

Thirteen beautiful women travel to an exotic paradise in Hawaii, hoping
to make a love connection with the General Hospital star, Calvin Klein
underwear model and hunk extraordinaire. Who will win the heart of one of
the most desired men on the planet? Find out on "My Antonio," premiering
Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at 10:00 PM* on VH1.

"My Antonio" is a real-life soap opera, with romance, betrayal and a
show-stopping plot twist: A woman from Antonio's past will shock everyone
when she shows up to compete for his love. And she's not just any woman.
She's Antonio's ex-wife! Now she's determined to win him back -- at any
cost.

And there's another lady causing trouble -- Antonio's momma. She
arrives to help him make the most important decision of his life. But is
anyone good enough for her number one son?

The 10-episode series begins with Antonio's sexy swim ashore to meet
the 13 beauties vying for his attention. Within the first few moments,
Antonio makes a shocking elimination, leading the women to realize that
anything can happen when Antonio is in charge.

"I've been with some of the most amazing women in the world," says
Sabato, "and at the age of 36, I'm finally ready to settle down. I really
hope to meet that special someone. For me this is not a game. This is real.
This is my life."

Will Antonio be able to handle this emotional rollercoaster and find
his true love? Watch the drama unfold when "My Antonio" premieres Sunday,

We have been super busy here and are proud to announce our series casts continue to entertain, inspire, make us gasp, laugh and cry ... We aim to continue seeking out the best personalities and characters reality TV has to offer. Please support our shows and continue to watch...

Cheer on the contestants on Oxygen Networks, Dance Your Ass Off,
Marvel at the design on HGTV's Design Star 4
Question friendship on MTV's Paris Hilton My New BFF 2

Watch out for the premiers of:

FOX's More to Love and be inspired by real love.
VH1's My Antonio, All is fair in love and war.
MTV's Disaster Date - be glad your facebook says single and not looking
VH1's Tool 2 - helping one girlfriend at a time.

For more information on the shows above:

MORE TO LOVE Premiers on FOX on Tuesday July 28th
MORE TO LOVE, the new dating competition show from Mike Fleiss ("The Bachelor"), follows one regular guy's search for love among a group of real women determined to prove that love comes in all shapes and sizes. The inspirational new series is hosted by iconic supermodel Emme.

Luke Conley is a 26-year-old former college football offensive lineman who stands 6'3" and weighs over 300 pounds. He's a successful sub-contractor and real estate investor who has his sights set on building a long-lasting relationship. Luke's ideal woman is intelligent, passionate, down-to-earth, full-figured and comfortable in her own skin.

This eligible guy will have the chance to find the woman of his dreams when 20 voluptuous ladies vie for his heart. These unique women have careers ranging from waitress to teacher to lawyer to rocket scientist, but they all have one thing in common: They are also looking for love.

'HGTV DESIGN STAR' RETURNS FOR SEASON FOUR SUNDAY, JULY 19, at 10 p.m. ET/PT

Top-Rated Reality Competition Adds New Judges and More Challengers

Knoxville, Tenn. [For Immediate Release - April 21, 2009] HGTV Design Star is back for an electrifying fourth season beginning Sunday, July 19, at 10 p.m. ET/PT with 11 fiercely competitive and creative finalists, ingenious designs and a judging panel of acclaimed interior design luminaries that includes Genevieve Gorder (Dear Genevieve), Candice Olson (Divine Design) and the series' returning judge, Vern Yip (Deserving Design). The finalists, featuring professional designers, home stagers, architects and artists, must navigate the most demanding design challenges in the series' history and dazzle the judges with creativity and ingenuity until one wins their own show on HGTV. Hosted by Clive Pearse, the hour-long series will air on Sundays for nine weeks through September 13.

"We challenge ourselves to make HGTV Design Star more entertaining every season and our fourth season is packed with the kind of surprises and twists that will keep viewers coming back week after week," said James Bolosh, vice president, event programming, HGTV. "Viewers are captivated by this series because it showcases incredibly talented designers, innovative designs and the latest trends while giving audiences an entertaining and thrilling viewing experience."

The Competition

495 Productions is a dynamic reality television Production Company that was launched in by veteran producer Sally Ann Salsano. In the company's three years since launch, 495 Productions has emerged as one of the leading production companies that creates, develops and produces innovative and cutting-edge programming for all major cable and network broadcasters, including the company's overall deal with MTV. Named after Salsano's hometown expressway in Long Island, 495 Productions is the foremost Production Company for identifying the most interesting everyday people, putting them in unique situations and creating water-cooler programming unlike any other on television.

Doron Ofir Casting is proud to be the Primary Casting Company of 495 Productions.

Dance Your Ass Off
"Dance Your Ass Off," Oxygen's new dance/weight loss competition show, set a network record Monday night when it debuted to an average of 1.3 million total viewers. That's the largest audience ever for a series premiere on Oxygen and a 249% increase over the network's previous four Mondays' average.

"Dance Your Ass Off" is hosted by "Hairspray" star Marissa Jaret Winokur and features "talented full-figured contestants who struggle with their weight and through dancing unleash their inner thin." The contestant who scores the lowest combined dance and weight loss score is eliminated each week.

The show performed equally strong in Oxygen's key demos, averaging 614,000 Adults 18-49, 432,000 Women 18-49, and 173,000 Women 18-34 viewers.